Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!Watch the original video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Behind the Scenes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGH58RVz6dA&feature=relmfuWe respond to your comments! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELT8t0VnMZUPlease Like, Favorite, and Subscribe!http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalLike and Follow The Key of Awesome!http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesomehttps://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesomeDirected by Tom SmallWritten by Mark DouglasLYRICSHo HoWhen it's Christmas timeeverybody's waitin' in a big ass lineTo sit on my lapAnd beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crapBrats are outta controlmy elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coalOlder girls sit on meAnd get their picture taken ironicallyGirl look at that bellyLike a bowl full of jellyAs seen on the tellyIt sticks outI come down your chimneyThough it don't quite fit meWhy do I smell kindling?Put it outMy doctor told me I had diabetesThat's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookiesI still deliver all this booty.It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'I'm Santa and I know itI'm Santa and I know itI got a big ole gutI ain't nutcracker but do bust nutsGirls love the tasteOf my sugarplums and my candy caneI got a list of naughty'sIt's pretty much a listing of all my shawty'sWait Let me explain itMrs. Claus and I have a special arrangementI'm jolly and burelyI never come earlyI'm stuffin' your turkeyCheck it outWhen ladies get nippyI'm makin' deliverysFrom Dallas to SydneyThen I'm outSingle moms are friendlyEvery X-mas eveWhen the night comes to and end my sack is always emptyGot a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke itI'm Santa and I Know itJingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bellsTickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elvesComet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sailI'm Santa and I know itMark's stuff:http://youtube.com/markdouglashttp://twitter.com/markdouglas73Todd's Stuffhttp://youtube.com/wombatronhttp://www.twitter.com/toddwomackKristen's Stuffhttp://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847http://twitter.com/kristensrealityhttp://www.kristenbrancaccio.comLauren's Stuff:http://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunnyhttp://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancescaStasia's Stuffhttps://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViolaGet the songs on iTunes!http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910TShirts!http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.comFollow us on Twitterhttp://www.twitter.com/barelypoliticalhttps://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesomeWrite us a letter!The Key of AwesomeP.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
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